The Fact of the Matter Is. Part Five

Eating acorns can result in kidney failure.

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Beastly habits.

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Isn't He lovely.

I wish I went to Hogwarts so I could put a love potion on Harry.

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Ode to my besties.

Svensen and Lana amaze me.

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The Fact of the Matter Is. Part Four

Flamingo's pink colour is caused by eating prawns.

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Soak up the bliss.

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If true love never comes.

This slumber may never end.
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Loafer love.

Today I woke up and decided my next purchase would have to be a pair of Dr. Martens, So I did a little research and found my hearts desire; Suede loafers. could there possibly be anything more marvelous than loafers. I am in awe.

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Venture forth.

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You amaze me.

What am I supposed to do when the best part of me was always you.

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Good advice.

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Luna Lovegood.

Isn't she just amazing.

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I'm so excited.

Only two more days to wait.

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The birds are coming.

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If only I could dance.

Possibly my two favorite movies are dance movies being; Step Up and Footloose. In the ad breaks of So you think you can dance Australia I used to get up and pretend I could dance on the kitchen floor while my Mamma made beverages. I really wish I could dance.

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Craving some light.

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The way I roll.

I love remembering little facts and retelling them to people I love.

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Maud.

Half the night I waste in sighs,

Half in dreams I sorrow after

The delight of early skies;

In a wakeful doze I sorrow

for the hand, the lips, the eyes,

For the meeting of the morrow

The delight of happy laughter,

The delight of low replies.

Maud. Part II, IV 5.

Lord Alfred Tennyson.

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Sorry.

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Feeling fierce.

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The Fact of the Matter Is. Part Three

A building in which silence is enforced is called a silentium.

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If only I could handstand.

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You're the cheese to my macaroni.

The flower said, "I wish I was a tree,"
The tree said, "I wish I could be
A different kind of tree,
The cat wished that it was a bee,
The turtle wished that it could fly
Really high into the sky,
Over rooftops and then dive
Deep into the sea.

And in the sea there is a fish,
A fish that has a secret wish,
A wish to be a big cactus
With a pink flower on it.
And in the sea there is a fish,
A fish that has a secret wish,
A wish to be a big cactus
With a pink flower on it.

And the flower
Would be its offering
Of love to the desert.
And the desert,
So dry and lonely,
That the creatures all
Appreciate the effort.

Et le chacalot a dit:
"Je voudrais être un yéti
Pour voler dans la nuit
Et m'envoler loin d'ici"
Mais le yéti a dit:
"Je veux être un monstre marin
Pour pouvoir sauter dans la mer
De tous les requins"


And the rattlesnake said,
"I wish I had hands so
I could hug you like a man."
And then the cactus said,
"Don't you understand,
My skin is covered with sharp spikes
That'll stab you like a thousand knives.
A hug would be nice,
But hug my flower with your eyes.

-Tree Hugger; Kimya Dawson.

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Have a nice weekend.

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James and the Giant Peach.

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Aspirations.

If I was going to be a cat woman i would hope to have as much class as this.

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a good companion.

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Donut Cake.

I had this cake at a friends house and had to get the recipe. After deciphering the old-lady scrawls I thought I would share the glory of it with those in the world they call the web.

One and a half cups of Self Raising Flour

Half a cup of Milk

Half a cup of Golden Syrup

One egg

Half a cup of Sugar

One teaspoon of Ginger

One Tablespoon of Cinnamon

Two oz of Butter

Half a teaspoon of Bicarbonate Soda(Dissolved in half a cup of boiling water)

Mix together flour, milk, syrup, egg, sugar, cinnamon and ginger. Add melted butter. Beat for four minutes and then add water with soda. Turn into a well greased slab tin and bake in moderate oven for twenty to twenty five minutes. Make an icing from icing sugar, brown sugar, butter and water.

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