I can do whatever I want

"Cos' I got a cute face and my booty so fat"

The Cue Jumpers

Baby boomers and their predecessors go on and on about how selfish my generation is, But I'm dumbfounded by the rudeness I encounter from them.

In the last six months four women aged between 40-70 have tried to push in front of me in lines. Do they one day wake up and forget how courtesy works? Or do they feel that they have earned the right to push in front of people? never. Are they bitter about the fact that I'm younger than them? 
In any case, middle-aged women need to realise that they could be decent people if they just showed a little more manners. 

In my book, jumping a cue is never okay unless you're completely oblivious, In which case, snap out of it and go back to the end of the line where you should be!

You're not all bad ladies. 

fact of the matter. Part thirteen

The first MGM lion, named Slats, didn't roar in the logo. And as far as I can tell he didn't kill his trainer. It's a shame that such silly tales are created around these iconic figures. Next thing you know we'll find out he didn't like children and his body is frozen at the MGM headquarters. Don't be silly chum.

Ribs.

Levitation.

This girl is very fun, check her out.

Photographs by Yowayowa.

For real.

Life is really hard.

Photograph by Yowayowa.

fact of the matter. Part twelve.

In the 1950's the US Weather Bureau came up with a numbering system to classify clouds. At first there were only nine types of clouds, nine being the biggest, fluffiest cloud, the cumulonimbus. Hence the phrase "sitting on cloud nine". However they then discovered another type of cloud, moving the cumulonimbus cloud to number ten. Don't fret kids, it just means bliss is sitting on ten.